Goodbye guitar

I know how to play two songs, home on the range and simple gifts. Neither of which are worth playing around the campfire and I've forgotten three quarters of each of them. So after 17 years it's time for this little guy to have a new home. I've decided to sell my guitar. After going back and forth on the matter for months now due to sentimental value, I've finally decided for sure. This guy has been benched for years now, he's never gotten his chance to shine, because I can't be musical to save my life.

Well buddy, I've taken your picture to remember you by, but I'm sending you to the big leagues, or atleast to a league so you can play.